9 words women use

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(1) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome'. that will bring on a 'whatever').

(8) Whatever : Is a woman's way of saying F- - - YOU!

(9) Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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wedding's king using the sepatu..

salam uollss...

sbnr nyew da lme ai nk update n3 tentang wedding my bro nie.. actually ai dah pernh bt n3 psl nie tp xsgka lak haku terpadam n xsmpt nk post.. okeyh, this wedding berlangsung pd 3feb2011 (khamis) ari tu.. ala mse chinese new year ari tu.. ala, yg entry ai yg sblm ni duk ckp sal ai bt bju smpena CNY tu.. sbnrnye tuk wedding abg ai itu ari lah.. hehehe... Alhamdulillah berjaya gak akd nikah abg ai dgn skali lafaz je lbh kurang lam kul 12.30 cmtu lah.. lau btol2 proper ai xtau lak, xcited smpai lupe nk tgk jam mse tu.. hi3.. then lps akad nikah tu terus mjlis prsndingan yg spatut nye after zohor, bincang2 blk ayah my sis-in-law ckp bek trus je sanding xpyh nk tggu pas zohor.. oppss lupe lak nk gtau, my sis-in-law tu nme nyew norhashimas tp nme glamour k.shima.. kenduri ni d bt kt setiu, rmh family kak shima.. then majlis bertandang ke rmh laki lak d bt pd 5 feb (sabtu) kt rmh nenek ai, knape xbt kt rmh ai??? hi3.. tu sbb nenek ai nk sgt bt kt rmh die, almaklum la, dlu nenek ai pernh jaga kmi 3beradik, bila nenek bt permntaan nk bt umah die so on je la.... sblh lelaki ni kami just bt kenduri kesyukuran je.. jemputan pn xde la rmai sgt tp penat la jugak nk kena layan tetamu nie.. dlm kehappylan kenduri nie, ade hati yg tersntuh smpai menitiskan airmata, sape tu??? she is my mum, i know mum why u like that, i'm promise yg i will make u happy then...mum, jgn rsau eika n k.ta kan ade, he..tp itu yg bt ak tersentuh.. hu3.. rse sebak lak ati nie.. demnn!!! den ade naluri ati seorg ibu neh... hahhaha.. okeyhh dah stopp.. xmo sedih3..

picca ni pas ang haku akad nikah.. amik gambr 1 familia, bt my abah xde lak,

pas siap akd nikah tros trun p nek keta.. oppss tgk si gadis mnis sblh knn tu cute an an an.. sila puji okeyhh

dari kiri : my mum (engku sariah), my sis (nik afiena), my sis-in-law (k.shima), my bro (a.ja @rizal) n last 1 msti la cikchintaeika yg cute..

haa, ni die pengantin nyew.. rizal n shima.. ade ke ptot abg ak ni mat rock tiba2 jd nerd, bleh lak die bersanding pkai slipar je, bila die tnye die ckp mne la tau kena pkai ksut.. adoiyaaa, abg sape la tu.. bt malu adik hengkau kt voke ni jew.. seb bek la ade spupu ak abg pi yg tolong bg pnjm kn ksut die, tu pown ksut snikers bkn kst kulit.. ishkkk3

ni antara hantaran tuk phk lelaki, tuk pihak pmpn yg kami tempah tp gn idea ai xsmpt lak nk snap gn hp ai, hantaran sume 11 berbalas 11 gakk.. adil kata abg ai.. ehhh, ape yg panjang2 tu??? zoom bg dekat ckittt

owhh, gitarr, abg ai dpt hantaran gitar derr... wa ckp sme lu td, abg wa ni mat rock, koje die jamming jew, bilik die siap lengkap gitar ngan keyboard, seb bek la bilik kecik, lau x mau nyew drum die bwk msk skali... actually, gitar d bt hntran coz abg ak xnk cincin mse kwen, so k.shima bncang ngan ak n mia sis nk bg pe, then decide bg gitar, kira benda berharga la tuk abg ai nie.. tp die xksi kami ber2 gtau konon2 nk surprise r kt fmily ai.. mmg surprise r, makcik ai siap terkezut bgaii.. kekekke.. kelakar jeww

ni lak sme kenduri sbelah abg ai, pn xbyk picca dr hp ai, ngan pengantin pn xde kt hp nie, seday tol.. mse knduri ni ai d lantik dengan rsmi as a doorgift girl.. so xsmpt la k snap guna hp ai, harus la ai menyelit guna hp n camera org leh, okeyh!!! si minah pkai tdg pink n baju merah tu cousin ai n die gak jd doorgift girl, mmg best bdk nie giler bergmbr cm ai gak..ngeh3, si laki2 tu lak abg kepada si baju merah tu.. sje2 je die nk join gak bergmbr, tara malu itu pakcik*tu gelaran yg ai pnggil kt mamat tu*

dari kiri: cikchintaeika, mimi and ero

nota kaki : xsgka ai dh dpt kakak ipar.. so ai da ade 2 org kakak skrg, huyeyyy.... xsbr nk dpt abg ipar lak.. hihihi

taip laju2

salam uollsss,

slamat pagi yew.. ermm, slamat mlm la gakk, mau taip laju2.. td hepy sgt dpt hangout ngan kwn2 g JB.. da lme tringin nk g jB ngan kwn2 nie.. xprnh lg kami g bersame2 before ni.. so hepy gilerr r.. dpt shopping sme2, gelak sme2,, mkn sme2.. jln sme2.. sume same2 laaa.. beshh tauu, sila jeless!!! tp yg xbeshh nyew ari ni ari serabut ai, ari kejatuhan ai.. huk3.. td ai dah terjatuh kn gajet kwn ai, siap rosak lg... huk3.. sory sgt2 whai cik syulola yew, nnti kamoo baiki la gajet tu.. nnti ai byr kn.. lau da xleh baiki,, ai gnti yg baru yeww.. thennnn.. mse kt CS lak ai terjatuh pretzel lak (ala roti dr auntie anne's tu), sedayyy tol.. seb baik la syulola mse tu tgh ondaway g bli, so ai kol die suh bli kan skali lagi, pastu nk bg mud ai okeyh n bertambah okey mse tu ai pn bli aiskrim baskin robbins.. cool la skit ati ai niyh.. bdn da penat ni, so mau tido dluu.. esok kena handle kursus cidb green card tuk cmc, pg2 da kena bgn n kena tercongak kt kampus handle mknn tuk bdk2 nnti.. ermm, TC join gak kursus ni, so igt nk skodeng die la esokk.. biase nengok blog die xde gmbr kn.. esok leh r tgk live.. ngeh33.. jahat ako jahat!!!! so TC sedia yew tunjuk muka kamooo... hahahhaahhaha(gelak jahat)

nota kaki: entry xde gambr sebab lom amik dr kwn2 n di edit lg, lau rajinn nnti nk la gak upload skeping 2 gmbr kami.. tu pown lau kerajinan dtg mengganggu den...

GONG XI FA CAI

salam uolsss

gong xi gong xi gong xi ni.... happy chinese new year kpd sume yg kaum cina yg beragama buddha.. nk angpau!! cpt2 sape dah kawen bak cni angpau.. ngeeeee, bleh lak pakse2 knnn.. ari nie ai pn smbut gak tauuu.. siap buat baju bru lg.. xcaya?? btolll la nk tgk x?? kena la tungguuuuu next update.. kte kan 1 malaysia.. hik3.. got to go.. nk siap2 mau mndi manda, pakai baju baru yeahh..

akhir nyewww berjaya

salam uolss....

update cpt2 entry ni, mata da ngantuk sgt2. tp ttp gak nk update blog nie.. sbnr nyew dari siang td nk update tp asal ai on je laptp nie tros mia sis konker laptop ai bajet cm die yg punye.. hohoho.. time ai xon die xde lak ati nk gn.. huk3.. da tu guna smpai berjam2 smata-mata nk men game kt fb.. ade ke patot??? xpatoot an an an...

ai:~ wei, kak T (bkn nme sbnr).. knape eh, asal ak on je laptop ko ngada2 nk guna gak..

time ak xguna xde lak ko nk guna..

kak T : ye r, xpyh la ak nk kena tekan butang on tu..

pastu xyah ak nk bgn g bkk suiz bateri laptop coz ko da on siap2.. hahhaha

*terok kn, ade ke cmtu punye mlss.. geramm toll*

ai : ooittt hampeh la ko.. ade ke patot cmtu.. geram lak ak kt ko..

tp lg ak geram tiap kali ko gn mesti bkk fb pastu men game berjam2..

best sgt kew?? da mcm jakun lak ak tgk.. ak da lme men game tu... hahahahahah

kak T : ala.. ak pn da prnh men la game nie.. ni nk lps gian jew r lame xmen...

skrg kt ofis da xleh men game2 nie, fb leh bkk tp bdk it da block game xkasi org men..

lgpn ak ni kan pkrja yg baik, msti r fokus kt keje.. *wekzzz ayt geli puji diri sndri*

ai : ahhh sudahh r, bajet bgos la.. bek ak tido lg bagosss......

tu la kish nyew.. sbb tu la bila mia sis da tido bru ai on laptop, lau x msti berebut ngan die lg.. huk3... mse tuk tidoo lak... sjk blk kg ni kesihatan makin xbrape ok lak.. kena selsema yg trok smpai dua2 hidung da rosak xleh nk pkai lg + batok yg kdg bt ai terjaga tghmlm.. ubat ade tp mls je asik mkn ubat.. huwaaaaa.. adiosssa...

p/S : siang td g JPJ bt lesen besarr da xperlu lg guna pelekat P kt kete... hahhaha.. bgga x?? *poyos la, bajet teror bawak kete*